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Boys... we need your HELP RIGHT NOW!


There's a new game I'm developing right now called HAMSTER GAME. You guys might have heard about it from the betas I've been sharing on NG for a while now, but it's got a Kickstarter page. Because I'm planning to do a Steam release of the game with a full-on banger soundtrack from Sigurd Jøhnk-Jensen (Killing Floor 2).


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jmaa/schizo-simulator


HAMSTER GAME is a top-down roguelike hardcore shooter with crumbs from The Binding of Isaac, Hotline Miami and 90’s gaming, featuring the US Marine who is gonna save the world from the demons who have fully integrated into society but are secretly planning a demonic invasion. Only you the marine will stop them from their tracks and kill El Diablo, the chief of their operations, alongside some other nasty demonic foes.


Play 6 to 9 levels of demon madness in this permadeath experience, die a lot, but more especially, turn insane over killing demons with an assortment of weapons and stat-booster powerups. Also featuring: 2 player deathmatch multiplayer, specialized in short-burst duels of less than 1 minute that you can even play at the office. Old-school style.


Plus: this game isn’t about hamsters. Or is it?


Fund the Kickstarter now to save the world from demons. You’ll find tiers such as a HAMSTER GAME t-shirt, digital copies of the game, and FREE PIZZA, with which you’ll be able to enjoy the game on release date 90’s style.


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Looking for Workers

[Female voice actress - Paid] Johann Weiss: Kill Hard (Joanna Weiss)

Hey, I'm coming from JMAA GAMES, we're just precisely looking for a female VA for our next game, Johann Weiss: KILL HARD. It is the spiritual successor of Killer 7, and it is pretty crazy, offensive, and is pretty much our middle finger to 2020.


Basically, we need a Jinx (League of Legends) soundalike that sounds more schizophrenic. A character called Joanna Weiss, a german Asatru follower who simps for Varg Vikernes, is schizophrenic to the extreme and like her brother has somehow access to firearms (in Germany).


JUST A FAIR WARNING THOUGH: The game's dialog contains offensive language, slurs, and other certain words that cannot be the family friendly kind, so if that's not your cup of tea, feel free to skip this one.


If you want to audition, send in an email to juanmtheripper[at]gmail[dot]com with the following stuff:

  1. Your name and social media or website
  2. A demo
  3. An audition
  4. Your rates (we work on a cost-per-line basis normally)


The audition lines are as follows:


"Johann, bro, I told you to stop eating that shit! You're gonna shit yourself again, you autistic r-tard! Oh well, I guess it's up to you if you want to shit yourself eating that kebab crap, you have autism after all..."


"Valhalla awaits me!"


"The gods smile on me, do you feel the same?!"


"Oh, Varg... I wish I could marry you..."


The deadline for auditions is February 1st, 2021


Happy auditioning!


P.S.: We'll pay off with Kickstarter money if the Kickstarter project that we will make becomes funded.

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